thanksgiving entrepreneurial insight:
so they have just reported on the news that there are a bunch of wild turkeys running around in a mobile home park and the city won't get rid of them.
here is my proposal: we bring the turkeys to people's park and let the homeless wrestle them! they can keep them if they win the wrestling match. and the profits that come from the sales of tickets to watch the wrestling go to the homeless services and to get the turkeys cooked.
i should be on the fucking city council.