2. perhaps the homeless population in Berkeley is merely made up of barbri students who just laid down on a bench and couldn't get up
3. every bar review student, like every 1-l law student has some debilitating vice that keeps her going. most people in Berkeley choose red bull, in LA it is coke black,
4. there is a certain point at which your brain is actually full. your brain then applies the law of diminishing returns and your the only skill you retain is the ability to watch 1980s re-runs of who's the boss, HGTV or, conversely, bollywood MTV.
5. the paced program is inappropriately named
6. people who "kiddingly" complain that some one has taken their seat really mean it in truth . they may not deny this, especially where you use the incorrect tense in grammatically expressing such, but they mean it.
6b. people who take their photo with erwin chimerinsky should be shot.
6c. you shouldn't bitch that you can't get Internet at the BIG PEOPLE law school if you didn't get in here or pay tuition, similarly you should not ask people to look things up on their computer.
7. there are no ponies coming.
Here are Mr. DB's comments on the same:
Things I look forward to on a daily basis:
(1) Getting my mail for no reason other than seeing sunlight;
(2) The phrase, "It's time for our first ten minute break."
(3) Watching the sun set and rise, and set and rise again, and again, without sleep;
(4) Having dreams that my only writing utensil for the MBE will be a tube of mauve lipstick;
(5) Realizing that I am liable for defamation and obscenity, many times over;
(6) Realizing that Becky and Darlene from Roseanne are my only sources of quasi-human contact
