yes mother, your presence is chaos. when your problems are of your own making (and i can not control that) it is hard for me to hear about them, especially in "bloody" detail. and when you are only going to bring more and more things to make my life complex, nothing personal, but just don't come. i could have handled this by my self and had a little less stress. just think about that next time, and don't use the phone, invite spare people, talk at a loud volume and "chat" when i have five finals and death looming large.
thank goodness for eaz's mental stability (although this is only occational and only in the context of someone other than herself).